Dear Baby…. {Letters}

by BigMamaCass on June 7, 2013

in Life, Life, Life,Mommy Drama,Ranting,Rocky,Weightloss

Happy Friday!

Hope you have had a wonderful week!  And by wonderful I mean that I hope your week didn’t suck as bad as mine did.

As usual, it’s time for Friday Letters!

Woot woot!

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Dear Baby,

While I adore the 24/7 screaming, maniac fits, temper tantrums and crying, please for the love of pete, STOP.  Mama’s head cannot take any more.  I don’t know why you are the most unhappy camper to ever grace the earth but I am here to tell you, suck it up dude!  This is probably as good as it gets in your life.  People at your beck and call, feeding you, snuggling you and wiping your ass.  You are pretty much spoiled rotten and life is GOOD.  So please, please, please stop crying ALL.THE.TIME.

I am really starting to get a complex about your fussiness.  I don’t want to take it personal so let’s just quit it, nnkay?

Love you sooo much!

Please be happy,

Mommy

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Dear Weight,

What.The.Fuck?

{screams}

You will not win,

The fat lady

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Dear Tropical Storm Andrea,

Were you not hugged enough as a child?  Kindly fuck off!

Mama needs some sun!

Cass

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Dear Monk,

I frickin LOVE you.  But if you tell me “NO!” again, I am going to get arrested.

Kapeesh?

Love you,

Mama

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Dear YOU!

You suck.  I am not even going to waste my energy bitching you out because it’s a complete waste of my time to a complete moron.

You will also be the first “blocked” person of my Facebook existence.

Weight off my shoulders,

Cass

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Dear you,

No you.  The one reading this.  The only one.  HA!

Have a fan-fucking-tastic Friday!

Ya hear me?!

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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Stacey
Twitter ID: chasingcloud9
June 7, 2013 at 11:04 am

Yeah, I’m pretty much over Andrea too!
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BigMamaCass June 8, 2013 at 9:26 am

She is SO RUDE! Right? Ugh!

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Lindsey, the Redhead Baby Mama
Twitter ID: RedheadBabyMama
June 7, 2013 at 12:09 pm

:) :) <3 I needed that last one ;)
Lindsey, the Redhead Baby Mama´s last blog post ..WW: Hubs & Red Take a Swim

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BigMamaCass June 8, 2013 at 9:26 am

Awesome ;)

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Mishelle
Twitter ID: ShelGreening
June 7, 2013 at 1:26 pm

Wow. Babe. You need a break… I really wish I was there to help!!

Of course I’m assuming I’m not the one who needs to be blocked…

Craptastic behaviour will end – from both the gorgeous boys… It comes back as a pre-teen but you have tons of time for that!!

If I can help… tell me.

M

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BigMamaCass June 8, 2013 at 9:26 am

Thank you! So sweet!

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Nikki
Twitter ID: girlwifemom
June 10, 2013 at 3:12 pm

Hey there, stopping by from Mommy and Me Monday. I just read this post, very funny… I have days like this where I could Dear…. everyone!

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BigMamaCass June 17, 2013 at 6:51 pm

Thanks!! :)

I write letters every friday. Feel free to play along this week :)

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