Hope you have had a wonderful week! And by wonderful I mean that I hope your week didn’t suck as bad as mine did.
As usual, it’s time for Friday Letters!
While I adore the 24/7 screaming, maniac fits, temper tantrums and crying, please for the love of pete, STOP. Mama’s head cannot take any more. I don’t know why you are the most unhappy camper to ever grace the earth but I am here to tell you, suck it up dude! This is probably as good as it gets in your life. People at your beck and call, feeding you, snuggling you and wiping your ass. You are pretty much spoiled rotten and life is GOOD. So please, please, please stop crying ALL.THE.TIME.
I am really starting to get a complex about your fussiness. I don’t want to take it personal so let’s just quit it, nnkay?
Love you sooo much!
Please be happy,
You will not win,
The fat lady
Dear Tropical Storm Andrea,
Were you not hugged enough as a child? Kindly fuck off!
Mama needs some sun!
I frickin LOVE you. But if you tell me “NO!” again, I am going to get arrested.
You suck. I am not even going to waste my energy bitching you out because it’s a complete waste of my time to a complete moron.
You will also be the first “blocked” person of my Facebook existence.
Weight off my shoulders,
No you. The one reading this. The only one. HA!
Have a fan-fucking-tastic Friday!
Ya hear me?!