Happy Friday y’all!
Hope everyone is having a lovely week. Hope it’s been better than the fabulous week we have been having. With everyone sick and full of germy awesomeness. Gack!
Time for some letters!
Dear Messy House,
Dude. Clean yourself already. You are pathetic!
Dear cold that has been plaguing our house all week and keeping me from the gym,
Kindly fuck off and take your friends lazy and tired with you.
Don’t let the door hit ya,
Mama who wants to be healthy
You are so awesome. I adore you beyond words. And you are without a doubt my FAVORITE five year old. You are so intelligent that I am shocked daily that we share genes.
However, if you tell Mommy know one. more. time. then Mommy’s head is going to esssplode.
So far your heat hasn’t been too bad this year but the humidity? Jesus H dude, it’s out of control. So much for getting my hairs cut. Now I am going to have to wear a pony tail all summer. Which is totally new for me. Not.
Sweaty and irritable,
Cass from dry Colorado
I love you. You are so cute and squishy. And you love me so much that I can’t even think of putting you down without you screaming like your hair is on fire. And I adore your cuddles when you wrap your arms around my neck like a little noose. They are the best.
But your mind works like a 10 year olds mind works and you are positive that you have me trained perfectly. You are going to give me a run for my money. Even more than you have the first 13 months. Oh dear.
Can you please hold still on my hip while I open this bottle of wine?
I know we got off on the wrong foot for May. And I know that I yell a lot. And it’s not me, it’s you, blah blah blah. But if we could please make up, share a glass of wine and maybe a little snuggle then that would be great. I understand that I have been awful and called you horrible names this month and I know that I have been a bit abusive jumping on your back and all…. but you really did deserve it. Just sayin.
Can we please have a better June? Please? I promise to be nicer!
The fat lady
I am going to dust you off. I know I have neglected you since I started my affair with my iphone a couple years ago. For that I am sorry. But I have seen the error of my ways and I am going to show you what it means to be loved again.
Put on your dancing shoes.
Have a fantastic weekend!