Seriously… maybe I am hormonal or something… *ahem*
I dunno. But DUDE. I have to get this out!
People I want to throat punch this week:
- Parents that don’t actually parent their kids and let them run all over like frickin’ neanderthals!
- People who pull out right in front of you on a 50 mph road so that you have to slam on your breaks to avoid hitting them and then proceed to go 35 mph! LEARN TO DRIVE!
- Everyone who points at my stomach and casually says (like we have been friends forever, even though I am just now seeing you for the first time EVER in the grocery store), “Oh my! You look miserable! I bet you are going to go any day now!” No shit jackass! You think I don’t have a frickin mirror?!?
- The people who look at me and go “Awww… are you pregnant?” Dude! GET GLASSES!!! Frickin idiots.
- The inventor of the charlie horse. AKA, the thing that has woken me up almost every night for the last week in paralyzing pain.
- Also the inventor of dust. Jerkface.
- People who take advantage of your good nature and use and abuse your niceness. Assholes.
- People who walk right in front of you and pretend you are completely invisible. HELLLOOOOO?!? Don’t you see the big ass pregnant lady tryin to walk here?! An EXCUSE ME isn’t that much to ask of you, TURD!
- All skinny people.
- All people who can see their feet.
- All people who can sleep.
- All people who can drink beer. And coffee. And eat lots of fish. And and and…
- Whoever stole my money tree. I seriously need that bitch back.
Ahhh… I feel a little better. Maybe shopping will help. {grin}
Who do you want to throat punch this week?
{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }
Sounds like a comprehensive list Mama Cass. I am with you on the parents not interested in parenting; especially those who drop their kids at school and think that the time there about covers any mommying or daddying that they should have to do.
slamdunk´s last [type] ..Phone Death
Ugh. Parents suck. (Except me. I ROCK that bish!) {grin}
lol
Twitter ID: mishelle42
April 18, 2012 at 11:31 am
Those people what cut in front of you… those people – slam ‘em again for me.
I’m a BIG woman you can’t miss me so walking through me without an excuse me?!?! HELLLO!! Asshole much?!?!?! I figure no judge is going to go after a pregnant woman without fearing for their own lives so… slam ‘em again!
M
LMAO! You always make me feel better!!
Twitter ID: beerandpie
April 18, 2012 at 8:02 pm
I would like to add people who think it’s hilarious to make fat jokes to pregnant ladies. Also, people who try to tell pregnant ladies what to eat.
Well I don’t hear the fat jokes so much cause… well I started fat… lol
But if ONE MORE PERSON tells me what to eat!?!? I am gonna stab somebody. Ayup!
How ya feeling? I need to mosey over to your place and see the latest belly pics
Twitter ID: beerandpie
April 23, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Feelin’ sore, but mostly ok. My belly exploded out this week! My husband took a picture on Sunday, but I still need to upload it to flickr.
Hope´s last [type] ..Hire My Sister!
Can’t wait to see!