Dear Monk,

Happy Friday! Time for some letters…

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Dear Monk,

Why did you feel the need to paint not only my bathroom counter but also your FACE with my nail polish while I tried to sneak in a shower?

Gah!

Mom

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Dear Monkey,

Can you please leave your clothes on?  It’s SOOOOOO annoying.

And dude… FYI… PEE IN THE POTTY OR KEEP THE DIAPER ONNNNNNNNNN!!!

Ya little monster,

Mommy

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Dear Monk,

How do you manage to get magic marker on every surface in the house that is not paper?!?

{Eyeroll},

Mama

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Dear Monkalunk,

I don’t know how to make this more clear to you… when Mommy makes dinner and puts it in front of you, then that is your dinner.  Just because you refuse something that I know you love because you aren’t in the “mood” does not mean that I am going to let you eat goldfish crackers or cookies five minutes after you get up from the table.

I realize this pisses you off to the nth degree but I don’t know what to tell ya.

Get over it and eat your damn food,

Mommy

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Dear Monk,

WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLLL is up with these temper tantrums lately?!?!

Oh my god your screaming makes my ears bleed dude!!

SERIOUSLY!

AAAHHH!!

Please quit before my head explodes,

Mommy

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Dear Monk,

It’s called potty training.

All the big kids are doing it.

Love you,

Mom

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Dear Monk,

I think I spoiled you.

Shit.

Mommy

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