Asshats that piss me off… Cause you know you wanted to know…

Hey y’all! How is your week shaping up?  Buggy left to go home today so I am on a cleaning spree today.  Trying to put the house back together.  And the MIL will be here until Sunday.  She has been here since Thursday and she has done every lick of laundry in the house.  And there was a LOT to catch up on.  Awesomeness.

I usually do RTT but haven’t had time to sit down to the computer much at all since we have company in.  So the post today was originally written in May.  I don’t know why I never posted it but I just saw it sitting in my draft folder and went “whoa!”

So now here ya go.

You’re welcome.

xoxo

____________________________________________________________

At the suggestion of Mishelle I am writing this blog.  I was actually already sort of thinking about writing it, but she made it so that I HAVE to.  Cause she is all about peer pressure.  And I don’t want her to tell all the kids that I’m not cool.  I am SO not getting picked last for kickball.  Plus, you know how much I love to bitch and complain talk about the trials and tribulations of life.

It started as a blog prompt question from Ian’s Monday Minute.  Here is how that went if you didn’t already read it….

• What is your biggest pet peeve?

Assholes.  Oh… you want me to be more specific?

Ok. Ok.

I think one of my biggest pet peeves (Cause I have a shitload of ‘em) is dumb drivers.  I cannot believe how stupid some people are in their cars!  What the EFF are they teaching these schmucks in Drivers Ed?!?!

Nobody in this town knows what the hell a YIELD sign is!!!!

I could just go off on this one for a million words, but you don’t want to hear about how so many people annoy the ever lovin’ crap outta me!

She said…

Told you she was all about peer pressure!!  Who could say no to THAT, right?!?!

{crickets}

Whatev… read it cause you love me anyway

So thanks to Mishelle, here is my list of asshats people that i want to throat punch irritate me.

• People who don’t know what a yield sign is! I have no idea what it is with people in this town, but I swear to Christ none of them know how to read a fucking street sign!
• People that ignore me. There is two parts to this one.  1) People that you know that are just flat out being rude and not listening when you are trying to talk to them.  GRR  And 2) People that you don’t know that are just assholes.  Like when you are walking through the mall and you smile at someone cause they are STARING at you and you are trying to downplay the creepiness factor?? Or like when someone bumps their cart into your cart at the store and just pretends like they are invisible and don’t have to say a frickin’ word about how damn rude they are being.
• People that don’t say “Bless you” or even acknowledge you’re sneezing. This is especially annoying when the person is sitting right next to you or something and fails to even acknowledge your very existence.  Asshat.
• People that are fake. I am beside myself with anger when people act like they are so nice and they are really douche bags.  Like for example, someone that I know without a doubt dislikes the very core of my being and yet every time I see her she hugs me and acts like we are best friends.  DOUCH BAAAAG!
  
• People that call and hang up. This more specifically is solicitors.  Or at least I think so.  Someone from “Toll Free Svc” calls my house 3 or 4 times a day every.single.day and never says a word and ALWAYS hangs up.  This has been going on for months.  I didn’t even answer it for like a month and yet they keep calling.  I keep answering because I don’t want to miss the one time they answer so I can chew them a new asshole.
• People who are DUMB! I don’t mean just “awww, I didn’t get me no edumacation” dumb, I mean, “I may be educated but would conduct myself like I’m a horses ass 99.9% of the time”
• People who turn on a left green arrow and then stop in the middle of the intersection because they see the other red light. HELLOOOOOOO!??! McFly?!?!?!  SERIOUSLY!?!?!!?  Every single four way intersection in America is going to have another light if you turn left and then look up ya moron!! You don’t STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION!!!!!  I have never in my life seen this happen until I moved here.  Now, especially at one light in particular, 4 our of 5 cars stops when they see the other red.  Then we are all left to sit in the middle of the street on a GREEN ARROW until the opposing traffic has a green light.  Which means that not only have we halted all the cross traffic, but we are BREAKING THE LAW!  ASSSSHATS!

Ok I think that’s about it for today.  I feel better already