Who’s goin boating? I am!!! Dear So and So Letters of Intent

Happy Friday! Time for some letters…

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Dear Camping/Boating weekend,

WOOOOOOFUCKINGHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I am sooooo excited for this weekend!!  Yes, I am trying with all of my might not to think of the fact that I will only have my truck to escape to when the lack of air conditioning begins to make me go crazy.  And yes, I will be sleeping in the back of my truck on my memory foam mattress because I am too chicken shit to sleep in a tent.  And yes, I will be stressing out and most likely bitching because I am chasing a 2 1/2 year old all day who won’t get a nap.  But, I am looking forward to all of the fun and hopefully lack of sunburn good times to come this weekend anyway.

Wish me luck!

Cass

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Dear Tank,

Sleep much?

I miss you dude.  Sursly.

Wish you weren’t working so hard,

Cass

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Dear Crazy Storms,

Thank you for conveniently coming around this week at the exact times when I was supposed to meet a friend at the gym for the Water Aerobics class.  Since I cancelled both days, she officially thinks I am the laziest person on the planet.

Awesome.

Lazy, but semi-motivated to take Water Aerobics in the outdoor pool,

Cass

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Dear Brownies,

As much as it pains me to say this, and it truly does cut me to my soul, we have to break up.  My scale finally let me slip below the 200 mark and it hasn’t been that nice to me in over two years.  I can’t piss it off again.  I know you will understand.

All my love, forever and always,

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

Please stop being all stealth like and sneaky when you first wake up in the morning and taking off your diaper.  Do you feel that wet stuff running down your leg?  Yah see, well… let’s keep that in the potty or in your diaper, nnkay?  That’s called peepee.  And Mommy is getting really sick of washing peepee off of every single thing every single day.  And as much fun as it is do do all your laundry every day, your stuffed animals are starting to look like they are 10 years old.  So quit it.

Pleeeeeeease.

Love you,

Mama

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Dear Cass,

REMIND yourself with whatever means necessary to get a plastic pillow cover for Monkey’s pillow next time you are at the store!  We have gone through FOUR pillows this week alone.  It’s sad and depressing and if Tank finds out you are throwing away all the pillows in the house and planning to buy new one’s he is not gonna be happy.

So MAKE A NOTE FOR GOD SAKES WOMAN!!!!!

Thanks,

Yourself

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Dear Camera,

Make Mama proud this weekend.  You know you can do it.

Muah!

Mama

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Dear October,

Get here already so I can go to Vegas!

Woot!

Cass

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