Dear Asshat… Dear So and So Letters of Intent

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Dear Girl Parts,

I’m not really sure what’s going on in there.  You have me guessing.  To say that the last week you have sent me on a roller coaster would be the understatement of the year.  But just as long as you are making a baby then we won’t have to brawl.

Give Mama some good news on May 3rd.  Don’t make me kick your ass by the flagpole after school.

Kapeesh?

The bod

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Dear Cass,

WTF?  Why are you in a funk?  Focus on that tat missy!  Remind yourself this IS all worth it.

It’s all worth it, it’s all worth it, it’s all worth it.

*sigh*

Cass

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Dear Asshat,

Clearly this is your first day driving.  Otherwise there is no reason I should have needed a CAN OPENER to get into my fucking car!

I don’t usually leave notes, cause well I’m sort of a chicken shit when it boils right down to it.  But today you made the exception.

I had planned a lengthy letter that I would write you.  But then simply left this.  (Again, I am a chicken shit)

(shut up, I know I was uncreative and lame, but I got my point across)

Yes that was me who totally didn’t accidentally opened my door 8 or 9 times as hard as I couldn’t into the side of your car.  Yes I know this makes me evil.  What can I say? You caught me on a bad day.

*shrug*

Hope you learn to park,

The crazy lady in the white tahoe

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Dear Exercise,

The doctor has given me the all clear after Saturday.  So as long as this stomach bug keeps me off the toilet for more than 10 minutes at a stretch, I shall resume my hatred love of you Monday.  I know it’s been a long time.  So go gentle on me.

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

This has been the most trying week ever with you.  Why are you turning into a mini monster?  Between bathing in the dogs drinking water 4.. count em.. FOUR.. thats ONE TWO THREE FOUR times this week! and coloring all over my day planner (sooo not cool) and telling me “NO!” in response to every thing I say and hitting the dogs (wtf is up with that?!?!) and just flat ignoring me when I talk to you (sooo frickin annoying), Mama has had it up to here.  Like waaay up here.

Unless you plan to live your life in timeout, I suggest you quit it.

Ok mister?

Or I will start taking these videos often, and then showing them to your prom date.

Love you stinker,

Mama

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Dear all my Blog reading Lovlies,

I have decided that I am going to start a weekly Meme!  Say you are excited.  Please?

OMG and I totally came up with this idea all by myself!  <–totally a lie… it was Ian’s Idea.  Jerk steals my thunder again.  Pfft.

Anyhoo… so since he said *I* could have this idea, I will from now on be hosting “Caption This!” every Wednesday.  It is your typical Caption This Photograph idea.  Since everyone is always posting Wordless Wednesday (Including moi) I thought what fun would it be if we put a little spin on that.  And by spin, I mean make everyone else do the work for you.  Sounds like a kick ass plan, right?

See, I of course made a button.  Cause I am all like the Button Making Bitch lately.  aYup. 

Check it…

So I really hope you will plan a photo and link up next Wednesday.  I will put the button in my sidebar for you to grab for your blog.

I am stoked!  WOOT!

Mama Cass

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Dear Readers,

To participate in Dear So and So just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page.

To participate in Letters of Intent, click here to visit Julie, over at Foursons and grab one of those buttons too!

Have a fantastic weekend!!!