Awesomesauce!!!

I was folding laundry the other day and I came up with a BRILLIANT idea!  What? Stop looking at me like that.  I do laundry.  Sometimes.

Anyway!

I decided I wanted to give an award.  Everyone is always getting awards and giving awards and I thought to myself “Self, YOU should make an award!  It will be an original award and everybody nobody else has thought of that yet.

And my award will be talked about.  There will be an award for my award!  At a blog conference or something.  Watch.  Big things are going to happen for me now.  <—you totally thought I was going to say something dirty about that didn’t you?  Oh… you didn’t?  Man! I have a filthy mind!

Moving on…

So here is how it goes.  Since I am the boss in my own mind I get to make the rules!

The award is called… dun dunn dunnnnnnnn….

Bloggy Awesomesauce!

Cause I totally didn’t make up that word.  (well I couldn’t find a copywrite for it so shut up… it’s MINE bitches! Muah haa haa!!!)

Don’t worry, I plan on getting to my point some time today.

Ahem.

So check it out…

I made a button and EVERYTHING!

Upon receiving your Bloggy Awesomesauce Award, you must step up to the podium and graciously accept and totally do some more stuff.

Stop rolling your eyes at me and listen!

Ok… Here are the conditions.

1. Give the asward to some other deserving bloggers.  (you choose how many, I don’t care, I’m not picky… oh shut up… I meant I am not picky about THIS! gah!)
2. Write a list (Big or Small or Long or short Wide or Narrow… it’s the motion and not the boat right? heh) of some weird and/or unknown random facts.  But ya gotta make it interesting.  Kay?

Those are my conditions.  And and you have to proudly sport the awesome button.  Cause that shit took me like 45 minutes over 3 HOURS!  Sursly.

First off, I am going to write some random facts.  Let it be known that Cass plays by the rules!  Today Ahem.

Some random WEIRD shit about me is as follows:

• I LOOOOOOVE cleaning my ears with Q-Tips.  As far as I’m concerned it borders on orgasmic.  *shrug*
• I can only sleep on my stomach.  This was a nightmare to accomplish while pregnant.
• One of my favorite words is Penis and I say it as often as I can fit it into conversation.  What?  You KNOW you aren’t shocked.
  
• I can’t go to the bathroom in the dark.  I have to have lights on even at 3AM when nature calls.  Every.Night.  One too many snakes in the toilet stories?  Not sure.

I’m not afraid of the dark… I’m afraid of the light  by Dan Cottle

• Speaking of the dark… I am afraid of it.  No idea why.  But there is some sort of light or nightlight in every single room of my house on at all times.  Wasteful yes?  But my sanity would argue otherwise.  And when I go stay places other than my house, I take a flashlight and always sleep with a light on.  Tank HATES this fact about me.  He prefers to be a bear in a cave and see nothing but blackness.  Tomaytoe, Tomahtoe.
• I have feeling in less than 50% of each of my boobs since my surgery.  So you could totally stab me and I wouldn’t even notice.  But please don’t, that’s just rude.  Not to mention these bad girls weren’t cheap.
• I don’t believe in God but I pray every.single.day.  Don’t ask cause it’s a lot to explain and I don’t want you to save me or my soul.       ….. Annnnnnd I just saw 7 more people unfollow me. 
• I dream a lot.  Like a LOT.  Always very vivid and real and more than 75% of them are sexual.  Shocker, I know.
• This is the most erotic picture I have ever seen and it hangs above my desk.  I had never seen it until I saw it on Mr Condesending’s blog.  So thanks dude. 

Game on by Jack Vettriano

Ok that is about enough.  I saw you yawn.  Jerk.

Ok now who shall I bestow the amazing honor the Award of Bloggy Awesomesauce??

I am giving out 3 awards today.  I am going to do this more than once so don’t get butthurt if you don’t get an award today.  And if you have gotten awards from me before then you probably aren’t going to get one today.  Maybe another day.  But not today.

Besides… if I gave it to EVERYONE that I think is awesome then OMG, it would take you 4 hours to load this page.  Kapeesh?

The Vegetable Assassin is always awesome.  But this particular blog, Of Mice And (Wo) Men is really what got the ball rolling for this award.  I laughed my ass off.  Seriously.  I’m assless now. TWSS

If you do anything today, go read that post.  And if you don’t cry beautiful tears of joy, then you can slap me.  Kay?

Veggie Assassin (Can I call you that?) You have won my very first Bloggy Awesomesauce award!  Hope you wear the badge proudly. 

Speech! Speech! Speech!

heh heh

I just stumbled upon a new blog recently thanks to Momma Pixie.

The Daily Dose of Reality

There are several reasons why I love this guy.  He has a spectacular way with foul words, which of course has a soft spot in my soul.  And he is funnier than hell.  And he has the sweetest love for his wife and son.  He is a must read.

But this?  This solidified his entry into the Bloggy Awesomesauce Kingdom!

This was left on my blog yesterday.  Holy batfuck.  I WILL use that!

Last but not least… the final winner today issssss…. {drum roll please}…

Ms Salti!

She is one of my absolute favorite chicks on the PLANET!  Holy batfuck this chick is hot yo!  She is mildly addicted to all things Vampire.  She has gotten me addicted to Lady Antebellum.  And she is has a tattooed Granny!  Who doesn’t love that?

So check them out.  And stay tuned!  There will be many winners to come.  Who is excited!?!

Try not to all shout out at once.  *sigh*

If you have won, please obtain your frickin awesome button that i made all by myself below.  If you didn’t win yet please go and check out the winners and let ME know what you think.  Because really, who is more important than me?  *grin*

Also, I have changed my blog roll a bit.  All those who are graced with the Awesomesauce award will have their own new place in the amazingness that is my blog page.  You know you want to be there.  Check it out… {pointing to the sidebar}

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