When you become a Mom, there are all these phrases that you hear come out of your mouth and you think, “Whoa. I never thought I would have to say that.”
But you do. And you hope you never have to say them again.
But chances are good that…you will.
“Stop licking your brothers face!”
“Please do not wipe your boogers on me again.”
“Stop licking the dog water!”
“Please do not put your butt on your brothers face!”
“Do you want me to poke your butt?? No?? Then stop poking the dogs butt! It’s rude!”
“He does not want to smell your finger! It’s not funny!”
“We do not eat dog food.”
“Ugh, please stop pinching my boob while you are nursing.”
“Get that Cheeto out of your nose!”
“Do not let your brother grab your pee while you are peeing!”
“Don’t pee on the wall!”
“Stop rubbing your butt all over the door.”
“Take that bug out of his mouth!”
“Please stop smelling that marker.”
“Don’t pee on the ants!”
and the worst ever…
“Do not pee on your head!!”
I feel like all I do is yell. {sigh}
Do you have any awesome things that you have said that you hope to never say again?
{ 3 comments }
