Things I never thought I would say…

by BigMamaCass on May 22, 2013

in Mommy Drama

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When you become a Mom, there are all these phrases that you hear come out of your mouth and you think, “Whoa.  I never thought I would have to say that.” 

But you do.  And you hope you never have to say them again.

But chances are good that…you will.

 

“Stop licking your brothers face!”

“Please do not wipe your boogers on me again.”

“Stop licking the dog water!”

“Please do not put your butt on your brothers face!”

“Do you want me to poke your butt??  No??  Then stop poking the dogs butt!  It’s rude!”

“He does not want to smell your finger!  It’s not funny!”

“We do not eat dog food.”

“Ugh, please stop pinching my boob while you are nursing.”

“Get that Cheeto out of your nose!”

“Do not let your brother grab your pee while you are peeing!”

“Don’t pee on the wall!”

“Stop rubbing your butt all over the door.”

“Take that bug out of his mouth!”

“Please stop smelling that marker.”

“Don’t pee on the ants!”

and the worst ever…

“Do not pee on your head!!”

I feel like all I do is yell.  {sigh}

Do you have any awesome things that you have said that you hope to never say again?

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Random string of thoughts for the day!

Don’t you feel lucky?

Don’t answer that.

  • Teething can suck it!  I am so sick of my poor baby screaming bloody frickin murder all day because his teeth are killing him.  It’s getting old.  And it’s going to give me alcoholism.
  • I kinda jacked up my eating the last two weeks and have paid for it because my weight kinda bounced around a bit.  About 3 pounds of bouncing.  I have found that once you fall off the wagon, it’s a lot harder to get back on that you might realize.
  • I need to get a seat belt for my wagon.
  • I am down 38 lbs so far.  Only 60 left to go.  I have had several people ask me why I am not planning to go to the full 100 lbs instead having set my goal for 98 lbs to lose.  The truth is, I don’t know.  I didn’t even realize until people started to mention it.  Right now my goal is 98 but who knows what will change in the future as my body changes.  I may well stop before that if my body is healthy and fit.  But until I get closer, I don’t know.
  • My five year old weighs 38 lbs.  I have lost a five year old.
  • Monk had his preschool graduation today.  I’m pretty sure that I wanted to die leaving there.  I am not ready for him to grow up.  It’s so awful.  I want my babies to stay my babies.  :(
  • The horrible tornado’s in Oklahoma have me in a panicky mess.  Again.  Every time something happens, I want to stick my kids in a giant bulletproof, weather proof bubble and never let them free.  I’m not sure if there is something wrong with me that I can’t seem to get a handle of my emotions with this shit but it seriously messes me up.  I can’t even type this without crying for those families.  It’s so awful.
  • I am uber emotional right now.  Not sure if it’s a hormonal thing or what.  But I really need to get a handle on my shit.

 

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